politics, spew, Uncategorized

Today’s emails.

Autoreply from the office of Representative Partyhack Whiteman:

Thank you for taking the time to contact me. While I am fully consumed with the everyday activities necessary to make the ever-escalating promises that raise campaign funds from bigger corporate sources, your opinions are still very important to me.

Rest assured that all communications I receive are registered and sorted by my sycophantic office interns (who desire nothing more than to share in the benefits of my institutionalized influence-peddling and the money-laundering favors they provide me), and I will try to respond to you with a condescending, context-free reply as soon as possible.

Rep. Partyhack Whiteman


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